Kumar Apartment: Season 2 – Part 37 (Shobha Bhabhi Ki Mastani Shaam Ki Taiyariya)
brother in law, desi kahani, maid

Hi, main Shobha. Episode 34 mein apne ghar ki safayi ke chakkar mein maine maid ki kapdo mein Akash ke tann badan mein aag laga di. Usse pahle ki raat use daaru aur tablet sath mein dekar uski saari raat ki yadaash mita daali. Agle din jaldi se main apne kaam pe lag gayi. Subhah Akash ke uthne se pahle hi Shradha ko message kar use ek kaam di. Fir uske ghar jakar kafi zaruri ek cheez bhi de di. Waha uske sath kisi ladke ko bhi dekhi. Par mere paas waqt nahi thi jaan pehchaan badhane ka aur main jald hi ghar wapas aa gayi. Fir shuru hui ghar ki safayi ka khel. Akash to bilkul pagal hi ho chuka tha. Rahrah kar woh mujhe nazare maar raha tha aur main use nazraana de bhi rahi thi. Ant mein uski aisi halat ho gayi ki mere samne hi apna lund nikal kar hilane laga poori besharmi ke sath. Kabhi kabhi sochti hun ki kitni besharm ho gayi hun main. Akash ke aaye hue ye teesra din tha aur ab hum dono itne zyada ghul mill chuke the ki naa hi use koi sharam thi na mujhe. Aur isika to mujhe fayda uthana tha. Ghar ki safayi ke kaam ke baad Akash apne kamre mein chala gaya aur main apne. Room pahunchte hi sochi ki ye maid wali dress nikal ke kuch aur pehnu fir sochi ki nahane ke baad hi dusri kuch pehnu. Khud ko us dress mein aayine ke samne niharne lagi. Aur alag alag pose mein khud ko sexy banakar dekhne lagi. Fir apni phone utha kar dekhne lagi to dekhi ki Rakesh ke 2 message aaye hue the. Maine use turant call ki aur woh turant utha liya. Rakesh: Hello! Kaha ho yaar. Koi message nahi kuch nahi? Uski awaaz mein halki ghabrahat aur gussa bhi tha mano use darr ho ki kal raat jo baat maine use kahi mere aur Akash ke bare mein woh sach na ho jaye. Ye aapne episode 27 mein dekha. Main: Hello! Kya hua? Ghar ke kaam mein lagi hui thi baba. Rakesh: Haan to ek message to de sakti hona? Aisa kaunsa kaam tha? Ab mujhe gussa bhi aane laga, pata nahi mardo ko hamesha aisa kyu lagta hai ki biwi ko ghar mein zyada kaam nahi hota. Main: Kyu? Ghar mein kaam nahi hota kya? Saaf safai kar rahi thi. Jab aaoge wapas to dekhlena. Tumhare tarah bas jakar meeting mein baithna nahi hota kaam. Haat pair hilane bhi padte hai. Rakesh samajh gaya ki main bhi thodi gusse mein hun to woh bola: Ok ok, sorry sorry! Kuch khaye subah se ya bas kaam pe lagi hui ho? Aur Akash kaha hai? Main: Yahi hai, usne bhi madat ki. Jhadu lagaya poore ghar ki, tumhare tarah nahi hai woh. Rakesh: Haan haan, ab to Akash ki tareefe zyada aa rahi hai. Main: Aur nahi to kya, ek to ghar ke kaam karo aur pati puchta hai kaunsa bada kaam tha, huh. Rakesh: Achcha baba sorry bolana. Aur batao. Main: Mood kharab karke bolo aur batao. Kya bolu ab? Rakesh: Are, mela babu ka mood khalaab ho gayasi. Main uski is baat par hamesha pighalti hun aur ye use bhi pata hai, main muskurati hui boli: Bilkul kameene ho tum. Rakesh: Akhir pati kiska hun jaan. Main: Hmm hmm! Kaha ho? Rakesh: Hotel mein, abhi abhi aaya meeting se. Ab poora din free hun. Soch raha hun thodi shoping ke liye jaaun, tumhare liye kuch khareedu yaha se. Main poori khush, bhala kaonsi biwi is baat pe khush naa ho ki pati uske liye shoping karne ki baat kare. Main: Mmmm! Ok ok! Kya loge? Rakesh: Surprise! Special hai. Aakar dikhaunga jo bhi lunga. Main: Hmmm. Ok ok! Rakesh: Abhi free ho kya? Main: Nahi thoda kaam aur hai bas uske baad nahaungi wagayra. Rakesh: Kash main hota to apne hatho se nahlata. Main: Hahaha! To aa jaona jaldi wapas. Rakesh: Aata hun na. Bas parso tak ruk jao aur fir… Main: Fir? Rakesh: Ragad ke nahlaunga tumhe. Main: Hmmm hmmm… Koi bada romantic mood mein hai. Rakesh: Haan woh to hun… Kal raat to meri need uda di tumne. Maza hi aa gaya. Isi liye poocha ki abhi free ho kya? Main: Oh! To ye baat hai, seedhe seedhe bolte na ki phone sex karna hai. Rakesh: Hahaha, apni value girana nahi chahta na itni jaldi. Main: Hmmm, not now. Abhi nahi. Rakesh: Kyu? Main: Kaam hai baba, lunch bhi banana hai aur Akash bhi utha hua hai. Beech mein uth kar jana pada to hum dono ka mood kharab hoga na. Rakesh: Hmmmm. Uske “hmmm” mein udasi thi to main boli: Ok aaj raat aur bhi mazedaar phone sex karenge. Rakesh: Hmmmm…. Ok! Par woh kaise? Main: Abhi nahi bataungi warna tab maza nahi ayega. Rakesh: Are bataona please! Main: Offo! Ab uttawle mat bano, boli na raat ko. Tumhe pagal kar dungi, dekh lena. Rakesh: Aisa kyu, kya khaas hai? Main: Woh Akash apne friend ke yaha ja raha hai aaj, shayad kal hi laotega. Rakesh: Oho! Aisa kya? Hmmmm ok. Ab uski awaaz mein josh aur khushi sunaayi de rahi thi. Rakesh: Ok jaan aaj raat lambi night call hogi. Main: Haan haan bilkul. Ab tum jao khana khakar araam karo aur fir shoping jao mere liye jaldi se. Hahaha! Rakesh: Ok ok madam, jaisa aap kaho. Mardo ki baat bhi ajeeb hai, achche khase gambheer aadmi bhi sex ke samne toot hi jaate hai. Rakesh gusse ke sath phone uthaya tha aur ab phone sex ki baat par uski khushi ki goonj phone mein sunaayi de rahi thi. Main: Ok chalo mein rakhti hun, raat ko call karti hun. Rakesh: Haan ok, call raat ko par beech beech mein message bhi kar diya karona. Main: Haan haan theek hai karungi. Chalo phone rakho ab. Rakesh: Ok honey, bye! Love you. Main: Love you too! Bye. Main phone kaati aur fir apne bedroom jhaadu lagane lagi. Kuch 10 minute baad room saaf ki aur bahar nikli. Akash ab bhi nahane main hi laga hua tha shayad, woh ab bhi apne kamre mein hi tha. Kya pata naha raha tha ya mujhe yaad kar firse hila raha ho. Main ye soch pagalo ki tarah akeli akeli muskurane lagi. Kitchen mein jakar dekhi ki khane ke liye kya banaungi, agar Akash na hota to halka kuch salad wagayra bana leti bas. Fir dekhi to noodles rakhi hui thi to wahi banane ki sochi. Noodles ko pani mein daal kar Bhawna ko message ki. Main: Hey! Pata haina aaj ka plan? Ya bhool gayi Akash ke tarah? Kuch minute baad usne wapas call ki aur boli: Hello! Main: Ho kaha, abhi uthi kya kal ki thakaan ke baad? Hahaha! Bhawna: Nahi re, khana bana rahi thi, abhi free hui. Kaha hai tumhara devar? Main: Haan haan badi yad aa rahi hai tujhe? Bhawna: Hahaha! Hat pagli, waise kya message bheji tu, use yaad nahi kya kuch? Main: Haan! Use kuch bhi yaad nahi hai. Hahaha! Pooch pooch ke pagal ho raha tha jab se utha hai. Bhawna: Abhi paas hi hai kya? Main: Nahi nahi, apne room mein hai. Naha raha hai. Aisa usne kaha kya pata tujhe yaad kar ke hila raha ho, hahaha! Bhawna: Hahaha! Usse bolo zyada na hilaaye warna raat tak uska stock khatm ho jayega, hahaha! Main: Achcha ok, ab kaam ki baat kar, kya batayi apne ghar? Bhawna: Abhi tak kuch batayi nahi ab batauni apne saans sasur se. Kya bolu tu bata. Kyu ki waise hi tujhe Akash ko bhi samjhake bhejna hoga. Main: Haan theek hai. Akash tumhara koi door ka relative, mamera ya chachera bhai rahne de. Bhai banker ayega. Bhawna: Ok, par mere in-laws ne meri shadi mein mere sare relative se mille hai. Agar unhe shak hua to. Main: Dekh Akash meri shadi mein bhi nahi aaya tha, uski exam chal rahi thi. Aisa usne mujhse kaha tha. Wahi cheez waha bhi bol dega. Kyu! Sahi haina? Bhawna: Haan woh theek rahega, bhale mere buddhe saans sasur zyada sawal nahi karenge par main nahi chahti ki unhe koi shak ho. Main: Tu chinta mat kar, tu jitni ghabrayegi musibat ko paas bulayegi. Bhawna: Waise ek baat achcha hua ki is waqt Neetu yaha nahi hai. Main: Haan na! Sahi mein. Neetu darasal bhawna ke husband ki choti bahan hai. Uski nanand jiski shadi ho chuki hai aur woh kabhi kabhi yaha apne ghar bhi aati hai. Bhawna: Aur sunn na! Main: Haan bol na. Bhawna: Woh 3-4 tablet bhi bhej de. Mere paas wali khatm ho gayi. Shobha: Karti kya hai tu inka jo itni jaldi khatm ho jati hai. Chup chup kar kise khila rahi hai kamini! Hahaha! Bhawna: Offo, dekh teri problem solve kar rahi hun to tu hi de woh bhi. Main: Haan haan, theek hai 5 de dungi. Bhawna: Thanks! Chal ab bhej mere murge ko idhar, halaal karti hun use. Hahaha! Main: O! Chal sab plan ke hisab se karna. Kuch hua to phone karlena mujhe. Bhawna: Ok! Waise tu kya karegi akele? Main: Mmmm! Hahaha! Hai kuch mere mann mein, kall bataungi hahaha! Bhawna: Tu na, kabhi kuch bhi batati nahi. Sab hone ke baad batati hai. Main: Achcha chal ab rakhti hun. Bhawna: Ok bye! Main phone kaati aur ubalte noodles ko band kar di. Fir wapas living mein jakar sofe ko jhadne aur uspar padi cussion ko theek se rakhne lagi. Main jhuk kar sofe ko theek kar rahi thi jab mere peeche Akash apne kamre se nikla. Darwaze ki awaaz sun main waysi hi jhuki hui sar peeche kar dekhi to Akash nahakar poora handsome bana nikla. Woh mujhe is awastha mein dekh bola: Kya bhabhi, aap ye jaan kar karti ho kya? Main janti thi ki woh kya kah raha hai. Woh meri maid dress mein se meri nangi janghe aur halki si gand ke nazare ko nihaar raha tha, ispar main apni kamar ko daayi baayi hilati hui boli: Hahaha! Kyu kya hua? Mann firse lalach gaya kya? Akash meri panty dho kar laya tha, agar apko yaad ho to pichle baar isne meri panty mein hi apna sara rass ugal diya tha. Woh apne hath mein use ghumata hua bola: Lalcha lalcha ke maardo bas. Main seedhi hokar mudi aur boli: Dho diya use? Akash: Haan, nahane se pahle hi dho di thi aur sukhane bhi daal diya tha. Main: Kaha? Akash: Apne balcony mein, achi dhoop thi, sookh bhi gayi. Main: Pagal! Tum apne balcony mein meri panty kyu dale? Akash: Kyu? Kya hua? Main: Idiot! Kuch nahi. Akash: Meri balcony mein apke balcony se alag dhoop aata hai kya, hahaha! Main: Idiot ho tum, samjhoge nahi. Koi dekh liya to kya sochega! Akash apne balo ko khujlane laga aur bola: Are haan na, sab sochenge mein ladkiyo ki panty pehanta hun. Main uske paas gayi aur uske hath se apani panty cheen kar use uske gaal par maar kar boli: Idiot, ye bhi to soch sakte hai ki bhabhi ki panty devar ke balcony mein kaise. Akash: Oh! Haan na, chalega abhi utna kisko pata ki main yaha rahta hun. Main uske samne jhukti hui panty pehanne ko lagi aur boli: Tumhe nahi pata is apartment mein sabke kaan aur aankh dusro ke ghar mein hi rahte hai hamesha. Tabhi main wapas uth gayi bina panty pehne aur boli: Mmmm… Aur fir muskurati hui aankh maar kar Akash se aage boli: Pehanaoge? Ye shabd sun uski aankhe maano poori khul gayi aur chehre pe koi jeet ki muskaan aa gayi. Akash: Sachme? Main hath mein apni panty ko ghumakar bhaaw khati hui boli: Hmmm…. Ghar ki safaayi ka inaam samajh lo. Main panty ko ghumati hui chori aur woh theek uske muh par ja maari. Woh jhat se use pakad liya aur bola: Kyu nahi, kuch nahi to yahi sahi. Woh mere samne jhuk gaya aur meri panty ko khol bola: Paaw daliye. Main dheere se ek paaw uthayi aur fir panty ki ek ched mein daali. Ispar woh upar dekh bola: Ab agla. Jaise hi woh upar dekha balcony se hawa chali. Mere maid wali kapde ki skirt udati hui use laghbhag meri choot ka nazara dene hi wali thi. Maine apne hath se use neeche kar bola: Aa… Aa… Aa dekhna mana hai, hahaha! Akash: Oh! Kambakt hawa bhi aapke sath mila hua hai. Chaliye dusra paaw daliye. Main fir apne dusre paaw ko bhi panty ki dusre chhed mein dali. Fir Akash dheere dheere panty ko meri tango se ragadta hua upar ki aur lane laga. Aisa laga ki woh panty pehna kam aur apne hatho se meri nangi tango ko sahlane ka kaam zyada kar raha ho. Jald hi woh meri jangho tak pahuncha. Dress ke nichle hisse ko uthaye isse pahle uske hath ko pakdi aur boli: Ab tum uth kar karo, chalo utho. Akash uth khada hua aur fir panty ki do taraf ko dono hato se pakad upar kheechta hua mujhe pehnane laga. Isi beech woh apne hath se meri gand ko sahla aur daba gaya. Main boli: Chance pe dance, mmm! Chalo ho gaya. Choro. Akash apne hath ko bahar nikal liya aur nautanki wale udaas shakal bana kar khada ho gaya. Main uske gaal ko thap thapati hui boli: Hahaha! Aaj ka inaam pura hua. Ok! Waise Bhawna ka call aaya tha. Akash ke udas chehre par firse muskaan khil gayi aur woh bola: Haan. Kya boli woh? Main fir kitchen ko jaati hui use jawab mein boli: Woh bol rahi thi ki tum kya kahoge uske ghar walo ke samne. Akash mere peeche peeche aata hua bola: Haan bataiye. Main: Tum uske yaha uska door ka relative, koi cousin bhai batana. Agar uske saans sasur pooche ki uski shadi mein nahi dekhe to bolna ki us waqt tumhari exam chal rahi thi. Are wahi jo tumne mujhse kaha. Akash: Haan, sahi rahega. Main: Iske aage agar woh kuch pooche to apna dimaag lagake bata dena kuch. Akash: Par bhabhi! Main: Mmmm… Bolo! Akash: Kahi agar unhone mujhe pichle do din mein dekha ho apartment mein, ya fir in sabke baad kabhi dekhe to? Main: Offo tention mat lo, uske saans sasur kabhi bhi ghar se bahar zyada jaate nahi. Bas subah 5 baje walk pe jate hai. Woh kabhi bhi tumhe naa hi dekhe honge aur na dekhenge. Ye sab abhi mat socho. Akash: Haan fir bhi. Main uske hont par ungli rakhi aur fir taw mein boli: Shhh! Jo boli woh karo. Main jo bolti hun woh karne par lottery lagti haina tumhari? Akash: Haan woh to hai. Main: To fir chalo noodles banate hai. Akash: Noodles? Ye noodles kaha se aaya beech mein? Main: Kuch khaoge nahi kya? Noodles bana rahi thi. Khao aur bhago Bhawna ke yaha. Akash tab stove ki taraf dekha aur bola: Oh haan! Theek hai theek hai. Iske baad jaldi jaldi hum dono ne milkar kuch sabjiya kaati aur fir hum dono ke liye lazaddar noodles banaliye. Is beech kai baar Akash mujhe mere pehne maid ke kapdo mein dekhta. main bhi use dekhti hui thodi bohut sexy adaye de jati thi. Ab to use bhi pata tha ki main bas masti kar rahi hun uske sath aur uski koi daal mere samne nahi galne wali. Filhaal to nahi par kya pata shayad gal bhi jaaye aane wale dino mein. Noodles bana kar hum dono wapas dining mein akar khane lage. Akash: Ye Bhawna ka husband kaha kaam karta hai? Main: Bataayi to thi, London mein hai. Uski aur uski nanand Neetu ka husband dono sath mein hi kaam karte hai London mein. Akash: Oho! To uski nanand bhi yaha akele. Main: Haan, par Bhawna kahti hai ki uski aur Neetu ki utni jamti nahi. Main: Hahaha! Woh to hoga hi. Naatun nanand ki waise bhi zyadatar patti nahi. Main: Achcha! Aisa kya? Akash: Haan, par bhabhi devar ki to duniya misaal hai. Main hass padi aur boli: Hahaha! Is ghar mein woh misaal ke peeche kahi tum apni mesile na katwa lena. Akash: Oh teri, itni khatarnaak. Main noodle khati hui use nokili fork dikhati hui boli: Soch lena! Khatarnaak bhi hun main! Akash: Ok ok! Bhabhi to maa samaan hoti hai. Main: Hahaha! Ab mujhe maa ki umar ki na banao tum, noodles kaisa bana? Bataye nahi? Akash: Mast bilkul aapke tarah. Main: Mere? Iski to koi sexy janghe nahi hai, hahaha! Jo tumhari favourite hai! Akash: Hahaha! Nahi matlab aapke tarah spicy aur chatpata. Waise Bhawna ke yaha kya kya leke jaun? Main: 3 din ke liye kuch kapde lelo. Ek do achche kapde bhi lelo. Kya pata Bhawna ke sath kahi bahar jane ka maoka bhi mile tumhe. Akash: Bahar? Bahar kaon jana chahta hai, main to bas uske sath 3 din kamre mein hi rahana chahta hun. Main: Uff! Mard aur sex! Fevicole ki jodi hai. Romance bhi kar liya karo kabhi. Akash: Hahaha! Romance? Kya kare bhabhi, saal bhar padhne ke baad, eham cheez to final exam hi hoti haina! Main has padi uske udahran par aur boli: Waah! Kya misaal di hai devar ji! Akash: Haay! Sachme bhabhi aap devar bolti hona to ajeeb sa current lag jata hai. Main: Hahaha! Current zyada na lag jaye, fuse ud jayegi. Kuch 2-3 minute baad main uthi aur apna plate leti hui boli: Khakar plate de dena. Main: Haan haan, main sab dho kar saaf karke jaunga, aap tension na lo. Main kitchen ko jati hui boli: Mujhe kya tension? Tension to tum lo, sahi se natak nahi kiye to pakde jaoge, hahaha! Main jaldi se apni plate dhoi aur apne kamre ko jane lagi aur Akash se boli: 3:30 ho gaye. Khakar packing kar lo. Akash: Packing! Main: Haan, akhir Bhawna ka pyara bhai kafi saal baad milne jo ja raha hai use, hahaha! Main jaldi se apne kamre mein aayi aur apni ek choti si purse jo main ab isthamaal nahi karti woh nikali. Usme sex wali tablet ki 5 goli daali aur achche se band kar wapas living mein gayi. Tab tak Akash apna plate sab dhokar apne kamre ko ja raha tha to main boli: Suno! Woh Bhawna ka ek purse tha yaha. Woh use de dena. Main: Haan theek haina. Aap de do mujhe. Main fir apne kamre gayi aur woh apne. Khana khane ke baad thodi der laetne ka mann hua aur main bed par leti hui thi jab Akash darwaze par khat khataya. Main ab bhi usi maid ke dress mein thi. Aur bed par ek tang modkar ek tang lambi kar peet ke bal leti hui thi. Main: Haan aao andar. Woh darwaza khola aur mujhe dekh muskurata hua bola: Bhabhi! Main use dekh muskurati hui boli: Hmmm! Kya hua? Akash: Apna aise sab karke mujhe jane nahi doge. Uski nazar meri khuli jangho ke beech thi. Shayad use andar meri panty mein ubhri choot ka phula hissa bhi dikh raha ho. Main kuch chupane nahi gayi, besharmi ke sath thodi si aur jang khol use achche se dikhati hui boli: Hahaha! Kaise sab? Maine kya kiya? Akash: Aapna bina kiye bohut kuch kar jate ho. Abhi niklu ki nahi? Main bed se uthi aur angdaayi leti hui boli: Haan, leli na sab kuch? Akash: Kapde hi to lene hai. Ajeeb lag raha hai lekin. Main bed se uth khadi hui aur apne khule baal baandhti hui uske paas jane lagi aur boli: Kyu? Ab kya hua? Akash: Aapko yaha akele chor kar jane ka utna mann bhi nahi ho raha, pata nahi kyu. Main: Hahaha! Bhabhi se itna lagaaw? Akash ke chehre ki muskaan ud chuki thi aur shayad use sachme jane mein thodi udaasi si thi. Par ye dekh mujhe thodi achchi bhi lagi ki Akash kitna pyara lagta hai jab woh aisi baate karta hai. Main uske paas gayi aur fir uski gaal par ek chummi dekar uske kaan mein boli: Koi baat nahi, 3 din ki hi to baat hai. Fir dubara main aur tum ghar mein akele. Akash mujhe dekha aur muskura diya, pata nahi ye mere baat ki khushi thi ya meri chummi ki. Main: Chalo ab jao. Aur woh purse le lena. Akash: Haan maine bag mein daal li. De dunga Bhawna ko. Par… Main use kandhe se pakad ghumaayi aur apne kamre se bahar chalwati hui boli: Chalo ab meri chinta mat karo. Tumhare aane se pahle bhi main akeli hi rahti thi ghar pe. Ab jao. Aur fir Akash mujhe bye bola aur Bhawna ke sath raaslila rachane uske yaha ko nikal gaya. Ab firse main aur meri tanhaayi. Lekin ye to aane wala waqt hi batane wali thi ki main kitni tanha rahne wali hun aaj aur kall. To be continued.